Quotes

The following are quotes I find from time to time that I really like or just amuse me.

:Happiness is like peeing your pants....
"Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the sensation"
-???

"Sometimes what we need the most is what we fear the most"
-???

"If someone doesn't like me for who I am or what I've got, they can kiss my a$$!"
-???

:"If everything appears to be going well, you don't know what the hell is going on!"
-???

:""Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
-Albert Einstein

:"Just run up there to that bunker, look over the top of it, point your gun at the guy in it, and pull the trigger until you see a ball break." Now, I fully expected her to say something like "Yeah, right" and we'd share a good laugh as she politely declined...but, much to my surprise, she said(without skipping a beat) "OK!" "
- Justin "Skirt-Lifter" Owen

:"To each his own" "Live and let live."
- probabaly someone important or a good movie

:"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is plenty more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the building block of the universe." - Frank Zappa

:"Paintball is like sex:
When it's good, it's really good...
and when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
- ?

:"I didn't do it for the money, I did it for the cars,.......gleaming and marina blue,.....sunfire yellow,.....
marlboro red ......begging to be plucked....and I'd do it ,..I boost her and just blaaast to Palm Springs ....
.instantly feeling better about being me...."
- Nicholos Cage, Gone In Sixty Seconds

:"If you are going through hell, keep going."
-Sir Winston Churchill

:"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
- Steven Wright

:"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
- Jimi Hendrix

:"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it."
- Ferris Buellers Day Off

:"This planet has-or rather had-a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy."
- Douglas Adams

:"Light travels faster than sound. This is why sometimes people appear to be bright untill you talk to them."
- flash2k3???

:""There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another which states that this has already happened."

-Douglas Adams

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- The Sphinx, Gone In Sixty Seconds

"The Passat is the canvas to our soul, the expression of our emotions for this existence we call life."
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You don't really like them...you're just using them as momentary distractions from the pain that's really eating at you and what you need to do is just kill the source.

Shit I'm a man with pride, you don't do shit like that
You don't just pick up and leave and leave me sick like that
You don't throw away what we had, just like that
 - Jay Z, Song Cry, The Blueprint